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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:02 pm    Post subject: Catholics in heaven  Reply with quote

A man dies and knocks on the door of heaven. The door opens and St Peter welcomes him in and takes him on a tour of the place.

The newcomer is very pleased with what he sees, but he is intrigued by a very high wall which seems to divide heaven in two.

He asks Peter, "Is hell beyond that wall?"

Peter smiles and says "No, no, beyond that wall are the Catholics; they believe they are the only ones here and we do not want to disappoint them."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Catholics in heaven Reply with quote

cyberman wrote:
A man dies and knocks on the door of heaven. The door opens and St Peter welcomes him in and takes him on a tour of the place.

The newcomer is very pleased with what he sees, but he is intrigued by a very high wall which seems to divide heaven in two.

He asks Peter, "Is hell beyond that wall?"

Peter smiles and says "No, no, beyond that wall are the Catholics, they believe they are the only ones here and we do not want to disappoint them."


The version I heard is that behind the wall are the JW's.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see your funny bone hasn't quite kicked in yet. Perhaps a reboot might do it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shrub Dweller wrote:
I see your funny bone hasn't quite kicked in yet. Perhaps a reboot might do it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cyberman wrote:
Shrub Dweller wrote:
I see your funny bone hasn't quite kicked in yet. Perhaps a reboot might do it.


???

Oh dear, I'm losing hope for you tinman. It looks like a malfunction.

The buses don't go where you live, do they !
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shrub Dweller wrote:

The buses don't go where you live, do they !


Ah, the ability to steal lines from a sitcom - truly the mark of an intellectual. Big Bang Theory, wasn't it?

No point asking you what the fuck you're going on about, because you never know, do you?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cyberman wrote:
Shrub Dweller wrote:

The buses don't go where you live, do they !


Ah, the ability to steal lines from a sitcom - truly the mark of an intellectual. Big Bang Theory, wasn't it?

No point asking you what the fuck you're going on about, because you never know, do you?

Well done, yes, The Big Bang Theory !!

Sheldon was being pedantic about his house rules and had just given Penny her second strike for touching his food. It is a reference about how someone doesn't live in the real world. This is the jokes thread Cyber hence you mustn't take everything said on it too seriously. In this corner of the MB I was not making a serious point therefore non to relate back to you.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shrub Dweller wrote:
This is the jokes thread Cyber hence you mustn't take everything said on it too seriously. .


You're right; sorry. A grumpy-free zone it is. :)

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