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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:18 am    Post subject: For fun  Reply with quote

Ok problem solved, Moses invented the de-humidifier and disguised it as a rock.

Elijah on the other hand (remember he set fire to water) invented a ray gun that causes water to spontaneously bust iinto flames as it turns into it's gasseous elements of Hydrogen and water.

This has well been known to exist as it has featured in many comics and sci-fi  films where the alien invades with a gun that causes people to bust into flame, people being mostly made up of water.

They had probably found the secret of the monopole, which I imagine was first discovered by Noah who used the technology to flood the world.

There you are then everything solved, innit  

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:22 am    Post subject: Re: For fun Reply with quote

bnabernard wrote:
Ok problem solved, Moses invented the de-humidifier and disguised it as a rock.

Elijah on the other hand (remember he set fire to water) invented a ray gun that causes water to spontaneously bust iinto flames as it turns into it's gasseous elements of Hydrogen and water.

This has well been known to exist as it has featured in many comics and sci-fi  films where the alien invades with a gun that causes people to bust into flame, people being mostly made up of water.

They had probably found the secret of the monopole, which I imagine was first discovered by Noah who used the technology to flood the world.

There you are then everything solved, innit  

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Your explanations of these miracles makes more sense than the usual ones.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought you might like it Len  

Only don't encourage me or I'll come up with more    

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To late I've got the bug,

The world was at one time inhabited by the Cheese and the Dehmons, the cheese were solitary and quite large often refered to as the Big Cheese, they come from another planet mistakenly understood as the moon where it was thought they lived, hence we get the understanding that the moon is made of Cheese, the Dehmons, later known as demons, used to hang around in groups, hence they were refered to as gods, ie, a Group Of Dehmons, these ruled over a people known as Fruets, commonly they would own a large number of fruets as a labour force, so you would know a god by the number of fruets it had, of course this became bastadised as fruit.

Ah running out of spit  

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bnabernard wrote:
To late I've got the bug,

The world was at one time inhabited by the Cheese and the Dehmons, the cheese were solitary and quite large often refered to as the Big Cheese, they come from another planet mistakenly understood as the moon where it was thought they lived, hence we get the understanding that the moon is made of Cheese, the Dehmons, later known as demons, used to hang around in groups, hence they were refered to as gods, ie, a Group Of Dehmons, these ruled over a people known as Fruets, commonly they would own a large number of fruets as a labour force, so you would know a god by the number of fruets it had, of course this became bastadised as fruit.

Ah running out of spit  

bernard  

Bernie boy, I think you missed your vocation! I look forward to the next installment.  
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't reckon I got no more Len, only to add that the Dehmons live in the sound of bow bells where there is a porthole into their dimension and are well known for dropping the aitch, got a get a andle on tat.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my, somebody is certainly in need of an intervention, and then some time spent at detox.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pow wow wrote:
Oh my, somebody is certainly in need of an intervention, and then some time spent at detox.


Now now, Pow wow, you have your flights of fancy, Bernie has his.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's hampered not knowing a cockney, even if he comes over and visits petticoat lane or brick lane today he'll have a job finding one,
Where's jack innit.
I'll send him a copy of Pigmalion (if I could spell it first)

Perhaps there's another tale there  

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never realized there's an advantage to knowing a cockney.LOL

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