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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:29 pm    Post subject: I had to laugh ...  Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I Had to Laugh Part 2.

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Florida Mayor Candidate Claims Jesus Endorsed Her, Gets Only 56 Votes, Loses To Gay Man

"I had a revelation when I was going to give up on this race. I had a dream. I know what I saw. A figure I canít explain told me, ĎDonít be afraid. I am your friend. I am walking with you side by side. You are not alone.í I felt it was from heaven. It was an endorsement by Jesus.Ē

When a reporter from NBCís local news station, Channel 6, asked, ďDo you think this might make people think youíre a little bit nuts?Ē Pierre emphatically responded:

ďIím not nuts! And if Iím freaking nuts for Jesus, let it be! Let the world know Jesus is it! And when you have Jesus on your side, you canít go wrong, and [...] yes, Iím endorsed by Jesus, but Iím gonna be the mayor for all North Miami. Thank you Channel 6!



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