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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:54 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No wonder the world is full of Muslims and the churches are becoming empty.



Joel 2:28
After that I will pour out my spirit on every sort of flesh, And your sons and your daughters will prophesy, Your old men will dream dreams, And your young men will see visions.

I know where one of the old men is do you know where the young men aare?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="JamesJah:119818"]No wonder the world is full of Muslims and the churches are becoming empty.
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Wrong in both parts.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JamesJah wrote:
do you know where the young men are?

 


I believe there are bars you can go to...

Sorry, sorry. Tell us all about it James. How should we reply to people who, like Muslims and JWs, think things about God which are different from the things we think about God?

Who is the old man you know of who is dreaming dreams?

Jim, yes we can definitely have some black pudding and a pint after the darts. Erm.. just one thing - is it safe playing darts with the visually impaired? Should I bring protective clothing?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cyberman wrote:
JamesJah wrote:
do you know where the young men are?

 


I believe there are bars you can go to...

Sorry, sorry. Tell us all about it James. How should we reply to people who, like Muslims and JWs, think things about God which are different from the things we think about God?

Who is the old man you know of who is dreaming dreams?

Jim, yes we can definitely have some black pudding and a pint after the darts. Erm.. just one thing - is it safe playing darts with the visually impaired? Should I bring protective clothing?

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I wouldn't play darts with the visually impaired.
Unless you stick glue on their heads it's quite hard to make them stick on the board.
(sorry)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So non of you are aware of some of the causes of hepatitis?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JamesJah wrote:
So non of you are aware of some of the causes of hepatitis?


Mostly viral:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hepatitis#Causes

What has that got to do with prophets?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So non of you are aware of some of the causes of hepatitis?

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Yes, I know of the causes of several types of hepatitis.
Why do you ask?


(You can't get it from eating black puddings.)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JamesJah wrote:
So non of you are aware of some of the causes of hepatitis?

The most important cause of the condition, as far as I'm aware, is eating sweeties taken from strangers who want to take you home to show you their puppies.

This is a scientific fact. There's no evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jim wrote:
I wouldn't play darts with the visually impaired.
Unless you stick glue on their heads it's quite hard to make them stick on the board.(sorry)


B. Connolly gag: Tremendous Glasgow darts player. Novelty factor - he has only one arm (like dear old Les Chamberlain from the days of my youth, who filled the space where his arm used to be with ale) and puts his arrows in the top breast pocket of his blazer. Unbeatable darts master. Never bettered. Superb eye. Flawless control. Unbelievable concentration. A grand master if one ever lived.

Tense darts match.

Chappy takes out his first dart from his breast pocket.

Treble top. 60.

Second dart.

Treble top. 120. On for a 180.

Third dart.

Chucks his biro.

You're very welcome.


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