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What do you call two crows on a branch?

 
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:48 am    Post subject: What do you call two crows on a branch?  Reply with quote

Attempted murder.


Sorry

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never trust an atom. They make everything up.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Barman says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."


































A tachyon walks into a bar..
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Classics professor goes to his tailor to get his trousers mended.

The tailor askes: "Euripides?"

The Prof replies: "Yes, Eumenides?"
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Farmer Geddon wrote:
The Barman says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."


































A tachyon walks into a bar..


My eldest will love that one...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A photon books into a hotel and the receptionist asks if it needs its luggage taken to the room, the photon replies "That's Ok, I'm travelling light."
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I 1st heard that magnesium and oxygen had gotten together, I was like OMg.....

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