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Farmer Geddon

50 shades of Grey:

I can't wait to chow down on the love mayonnaise from his all-beef thermometer. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no different!
Inserting a footlong fudge bullet into my cum dumpster got me spraying tuna tunnel tears faster than a greased weasel shit. My hairy spunk dungeon was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
The unrelenting orgasms from his throbbing quim dagger fucking my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot.

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