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Dave B

Ambiguous jokes

A chap visiting his new female friend, a dog owner, watches her dog licking its dangley bits.

"I wish I could do that!" he says.

"Give him a biscuit and he will probably let you," the host replies.

(After Jasper Carrott)

I enjoy jokes that turn things around! Any one got any ?
northernstar

I remember Dave Allen saying he goes into a bar and slips on some dog mess, another guy does the same, Dave says "I've just done that"! so the guy hits him!
Dave B

northernstar wrote:
I remember Dave Allen saying he goes into a bar and slips on some dog mess, another guy does the same, Dave says "I've just done that"! so the guy hits him!


jeremyp

northernstar wrote:
I remember Dave Allen saying he goes into a bar and slips on some dog mess, another guy does the same, Dave says "I've just done that"! so the guy hits him!

A man walks into a bar.

"Ow!" he says.  "Who put that there?"

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