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Pukon_the_Treen

Boobquake

http://www.google.com/hostednews/...PJiXU9k0tYQetNGUhTCNqAcgD9F66BTO0

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010...obquake_to_rock_country_on_m.html
Lexilogio

I know. I'm planning to do it.

But I'm teaching tomorrow morning. With a male colleague.

Could be interesting  
Dave B



This beats some of the spoof news items that have been posted recently!

An unfortunate side effects of one of my medications is to give male takers manboobs (I don't quite need a bra yet luckily.) I wonder if my exposing those will add or subtract from this effect?
Ketty

If I expose any cleavage, it will be purely accidental if I bend over wearing my low rise jeans.

Pukon_the_Treen

Quote:
his beats some of the spoof news items that have been posted recently!


Yes, good old Muslims; they frequently defy parody they are so loopy.  This one is a favourite of mine too:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6681511.stm
Leonard James

Re: Boobquake

Pukon_the_Treen wrote:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/...PJiXU9k0tYQetNGUhTCNqAcgD9F66BTO0

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010...obquake_to_rock_country_on_m.html

I don't have the slightest doubt that the gullible will believe it. It's only marginally dafter than some of the claims made by Christian leaders.
Judders Lady...

Looks like they boobed again.  
Dave B

@ Ketty

Another good one Puke! Somehow I can see his "logic" in there - creating a non-sexual pseudo-familial bond between the woman and the man.

Many years ago a white "TV explorer" was adopted into a family of New Guinea stone technology level people by being breast fed by one of the women - this made him a "child" of the family.

But, to suggest this as a viable idea in a working environment? Just goes to show the gulf between Islamic and western thinking. Or is it a case of clerics out of touch with the real, sexual, world again?
Judders Lady...

It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.

Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.

The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.

The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?

The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".

The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.

Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy smoke  sister nice boobs!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "
LornaDoone40

Ketty wrote:
If I expose any cleavage, it will be purely accidental if I bend over wearing my low rise jeans.


 
Farmer Geddon


Link


As I said - Islam is a religion of peace my arse....
Farmer Geddon

Farmer Geddon

Paedophilia is OK in Islam:


Link


Islam is such a sicko/psychotic religion....  but then again it is 600 odd years behind Catholicism.. so is still in it's dark ages phase!

http://video.answers.com/Q/psychosis:_early_warning_signs_175540692
Dave B

Follows my basic thoughts on the matter.

Edit: Oooops, Duckie slipped in another clip as I was typing - my above referred to the South Park clip!
Farmer Geddon

Atheists try to create a boobquake

Quote:



http://www.examiner.com/ExaminerS....html?entryid=1207589&slide=1

April 26th has been designated Boobquake Day. Women and I presume amply busty men as well, are called to wear outfits which show off their cleavage. The less modest the better, since the goal is to actually create an earthquake with nothing more than bared breast.

On April 19th, Muslim cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying, “Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.”

This is of course ridiculous, but as it turns out, it is a scientifically testable statement. If Sedighi’s statement is correct, then if enough women and presumably some men as well bared their cleavage in public, it should cause an earthquake.

According to the Boobquake facebook group which has nearly 58,000 members the goal of the group is to “Help fight supernatural thinking and the oppression of women, just by showing your cleavage!” The group was started by Jen McCreight who runs the atheist blog Blag Hag.

People are encouraged to post photos of their cleavage on the facebook group and/or to post them on twitter using the hashtag #boobquake.

http://www.examiner.com/x-8928-Ph...theists-try-to-create-a-boobquake


Get your T-Shirts here Girls:

http://www.zazzle.com/boobquake+tshirts
Dave B

I noticed some severe wobbles whilst in town today.

But that was the boobs, not the buildings!
Ketty

It's true, there are some sights when the sun is shining!  
Lexilogio

It was not just atheists who took part in the Boobquake.....
Leonard James

It is curious that if any other part of the female body is disproportionately large we consider it a blemish.
Ketty

Lennie!  That's not nice!  People can't help having a large nose or jug-handle ears.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it's also on the inside - even if the outer wrapping has been cobbled together.    
Leonard James

Ketty wrote:
Lennie!  That's not nice!  People can't help having a large nose or jug-handle ears.

Of course they can't, but an honest person wouldn't describe them as beautiful, would he?  
Quote:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it's also on the inside - even if the outer wrapping has been cobbled together.    

Yes, indeed, but we ain't talking about the inside. The big-boobed bint might well be a bitch.  
Delrick53

Dave B wrote:
Follows my basic thoughts on the matter.

Edit: Oooops, Duckie slipped in another clip as I was typing - my above referred to the South Park clip!



Dave,

I must get out more !

As for that damn clock .......
Dave B

Delrick53 wrote:
Dave B wrote:
Follows my basic thoughts on the matter.

Edit: Oooops, Duckie slipped in another clip as I was typing - my above referred to the South Park clip!



Dave,

I must get out more !

As for that damn clock .......
Yeah, tell me about it!
Judders Lady...

Do you think if living as an atheist for 3 weeks I should post a picture and scare the natives...      

Love Lynne.xx

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