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Farmer Geddon

Children

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Christian.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Christians too.

Not really knowing why, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception.

A girl named Christine has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not a Christian."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud Atheist," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Christine why she is an Atheist.

"Well, my mum and dad are Atheists, so I'm an Atheist too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Christine, "I'd be a Christian."
Samuel Vimes

Re: Children

Farmer Geddon wrote:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Christian.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Christians too.

Not really knowing why, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception.

A girl named Christine has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not a Christian."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud Atheist," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Christine why she is an Atheist.

"Well, my mum and dad are Atheists, so I'm an Atheist too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Christine, "I'd be a Christian."


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