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Jim

"This is awful, but I got it from a vicar...."
Floo, can you tell us if you have a prescription to at least moderate the symptoms?


(I'll start leaving, quietly.......)
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Sebastian Toe

I put all my Christmas decorations up myself.
I had to go to the hospital to get them all taken out!
Luckily I have private elf care!

When I got home again I found that my Xmas cake was Stollen.
I think the thief was Will Smith because the snow outside my kitchen window had evidence of fresh prints!

On Christmas eve I always dream of Santa and curiously become aroused. Do you think I might be hohosexual?  
IvyOwl

Sebastian Toe

My six year old nephew is terrified of Santa and hates going out Xmas shopping with his mum.

I think he has claustrophobia!
Shaker

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Sebastian Toe

Floo wrote:
And I thought my joke was bad!  


It was!
trentvoyager

Shaker

Probably a fake but the best yet  
IvyOwl

Shaker wrote:
Probably a fake but the best yet  


I'd love it to be true!
Sebastian Toe

Is it Ralph's house on the left?
Shaker

Not. Even. Going. There.
Sebastian Toe

Shaker wrote:
Not. Even. Going. There.

Not expecting you to, besides I doubt if he would invite you!

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