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Farmer Geddon

Golf

Pow wow and I were playing golf.

I took my first shot, totally missing the ball, and blurted out, "Fuck, I missed."

Powsers turned round to me and said, "Don't use that kind of language or God will punish you."

So I took my stance again and gave it some welly, but somehow when I looked down the ball was still there and I yelled, "Fuck'n hell, I missed it again."

Powsers tutted and replied, "Seriously Farmer, please don't use that language or God WILL punish you."

So I steady myself to take my third shot, swiped at it, and the ball remained where it was.

I stomped around the tee shouting, "Fuck, fuck, fuck.. FUCK"

Powsers put his fingers in his ears and stated: "That's it - God will certainly punish you now."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed pow wow..

In the distance, a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".
Samuel Vimes

Re: Golf

Farmer Geddon wrote:
Pow wow and I were playing golf.

I took my first shot, totally missing the ball, and blurted out, "Fuck, I missed."

Powsers turned round to me and said, "Don't use that kind of language or God will punish you."

So I took my stance again and gave it some welly, but somehow when I looked down the ball was still there and I yelled, "Fuck'n hell, I missed it again."

Powsers tutted and replied, "Seriously Farmer, please don't use that language or God WILL punish you."

So I steady myself to take my third shot, swiped at it, and the ball remained where it was.

I stomped around the tee shouting, "Fuck, fuck, fuck.. FUCK"

Powsers put his fingers in his ears and stated: "That's it - God will certainly punish you now."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed pow wow..

In the distance, a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".


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