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I Had to Laugh Part 2.

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Florida Mayor Candidate Claims Jesus Endorsed Her, Gets Only 56 Votes, Loses To Gay Man

"I had a revelation when I was going to give up on this race. I had a dream. I know what I saw. A figure I cant explain told me, Dont be afraid. I am your friend. I am walking with you side by side. You are not alone. I felt it was from heaven. It was an endorsement by Jesus.

When a reporter from NBCs local news station, Channel 6, asked, Do you think this might make people think youre a little bit nuts? Pierre emphatically responded:

Im not nuts! And if Im freaking nuts for Jesus, let it be! Let the world know Jesus is it! And when you have Jesus on your side, you cant go wrong, and [...] yes, Im endorsed by Jesus, but Im gonna be the mayor for all North Miami. Thank you Channel 6!

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