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Leonard James

I'm nearly there!

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate old lady calling the newsagent, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newsagent, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, so that's why no one was at church today."  :twisted:
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Leonard James wrote:
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate old lady calling the newsagent, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newsagent, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, so that's why no one was at church today."  :twisted:


I didn't know you had met my Mum, Leonard!
Leonard James

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Sarniajoy wrote:
Leonard James wrote:
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate old lady calling the newsagent, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newsagent, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, so that's why no one was at church today."  :twisted:


I didn't know you had met my Mum, Leonard!

It could well have been me, Roses, except that I ain't a woman and I don't go to church or read the Sunday paper.  :wink:
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Leonard James wrote:
Sarniajoy wrote:
Leonard James wrote:
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate old lady calling the newsagent, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newsagent, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, so that's why no one was at church today."  :twisted:


I didn't know you had met my Mum, Leonard!

It could well have been me, Roses, except that I ain't a woman and I don't go to church or read the Sunday paper.  :wink:


Well you and my Mum are of a similar age!
Judders Lady...

Re: I'm nearly there!

Leonard James wrote:
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate old lady calling the newsagent, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newsagent, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, so that's why no one was at church today."  :twisted:



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