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The Littlest Homo

If all men were like mobile phones . . .

. . .you could

1) Choose the package that appeals to you most,
2) Pick the size and features you really wanted,
3) Cancel them immediately when someone steals them from you,
4) Upgrade to a newer model after 12 months,
5) Accessorise and they wouldn't complain,
6) Set them to vibrate at all times and
7) Put them on silent mode when they do your head in!
Lexilogio

:smt044
Rob

.........the same goes for women.
Lexilogio

The other thing about mobile phones - when you take them out of the box - they are never the same size you were expecting...
The Littlest Homo

Lexilogio wrote:
The other thing about mobile phones - when you take them out of the box - they are never the same size you were expecting...




Are you suggesting thats not 12 inches ...?
Lexilogio

12? :shock:

Is this why men are good at Maths?

They practice by squaring every number from the reality...
The Littlest Homo

Lexilogio wrote:
12? :shock:

Is this why men are good at Maths?

They practice by squaring every number from the reality...


Hahaha. Thats about right! Lol

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