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Irish Speedos

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem
to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local  lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer, They're years outta style.

You're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos -  about two sizes
too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.

I'm tellin' ya'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'

JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard,

'Maaaaate. The potato goes in front!' Forum Index -> Jokes
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