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Lesson in Politics

A LESSON IN POLITICS

A florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked how much
he owed, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his
shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen yellow roses
waiting for him at his door.

The next week, the butcher comes in for a haircut, and when he asks how
much he owes, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you ,
I'm doing community service this week.' The butcher was happy and left the
shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you'
card and a leg of lamb, waiting for him at his door.

The following week, a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when
he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our
country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

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