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Man Is Created

Man Is Created  




One day, Eve was walking in the garden with the Lord. She said, "Lord, the garden is wonderful, and the animals and birds provide such joy, but I am still lonely sometimes."
     
     "No problem!" the Lord replied. "I will make you a man for a companion. He will desire to please you and to be with you. But I have to warn you, he won't be perfect. He'll have a difficult time understanding your feelings, will tend to think only of himself, and will stay out late with his bowling buddies."
     
     "What's bowling?" Eve asked.
     
     "Oh... never mind. I was just getting ahead of myself, sorry."
     
     "That's OK. I think I can handle this 'man'," Eve replied.
     
     "Great, I'll get right to it!" God said, and started grabbing some mud and shaping it.
     
     Suddenly, the Lord stopped and said to Eve, "Oh, there's one other thing about this man I'm making for you."
     
     "What's that?" asked Eve.
     
     "You'll have to tell him he was here first."
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ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES

ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES

Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?

A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?
LornaDoone40

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Lynne... wrote:
Man Is Created  




One day, Eve was walking in the garden with the Lord. She said, "Lord, the garden is wonderful, and the animals and birds provide such joy, but I am still lonely sometimes."
     
     "No problem!" the Lord replied. "I will make you a man for a companion. He will desire to please you and to be with you. But I have to warn you, he won't be perfect. He'll have a difficult time understanding your feelings, will tend to think only of himself, and will stay out late with his bowling buddies."
     
     "What's bowling?" Eve asked.
     
     "Oh... never mind. I was just getting ahead of myself, sorry."
     
     "That's OK. I think I can handle this 'man'," Eve replied.
     
     "Great, I'll get right to it!" God said, and started grabbing some mud and shaping it.
     
     Suddenly, the Lord stopped and said to Eve, "Oh, there's one other thing about this man I'm making for you."
     
     "What's that?" asked Eve.
     
     "You'll have to tell him he was here first."




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LornaDoone40

Re: ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES

Lynne... wrote:
ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES

Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?

A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?


stop it... it hurts now!!!!


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That's what Eve said when Adam told her she was only worth a rib....  :lol:

Rib tickling...Not.

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