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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Surprised, the priest approaches, and whispers quietly, "You will have to leave, we don't want any fuss from your sort in here." Quick as a flash, the Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, there would be no mass."

Blue plaque on the former home of Werner Heisenberg: "Heisenberg may have lived here."*

* If you're not a physics buff you may have to dig around a bit to get that one  


A proton goes up to an electron and says, "Hi - Pete's the name. Pete Proton. Pleased to meet you."

The electron says, "Pete Proton? Are you sure?"

The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive."



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