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Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.

Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .

The Rheumatologists considered that it was a chronic issue,
The Orthopods wanted to make a clean break
While the dentist felt we should first root out all the problems.

The Vascular surgeons felt that the issues were a complex network going from the periphery all the way to the central arteries in Westminster.
The Cardiologists felt that Westminster had no heart.
The Respiratory consultants were concerned that the service could no longer breathe, and needed more resources pumping into it.

The Dieticians wanted to chew the plans over,
The Physiotherapists felt the Politicians needed to work harder
While the Radiotherapists felt that the media needed to make the plans more transparent. Forum Index -> Jokes
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