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Sir, why did the chicken cross the road?...

Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change !

John McCain:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.

Hillary Clinton: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure right from Day One! That every chicken in this country gets
the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

George W Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground

Dick Cheyney: Where's my gun?

Colin Powell: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Bill Clinton: I did not.. have.. sexual relations with that chicken!

And Sarah Palin, speaking with her mouthful and looking somewhat sheepish, "chicken, what chicken?" Forum Index -> Jokes
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