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Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

1."I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.

2."I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.

3."Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.

4."I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.

5."I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.

6."Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.

7."Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.

8."I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.

9."This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.
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No3 was the one that made me laugh out loud.

Me too.

No. 8 left me stone cold unsmiling.

No. 8 reminded me of the answer I always get from my those of my female friends who've had long and seemingly happy marriages.

"I've made all the major decisions but in such a way as he thinks it's him that's made them"!

More from Edinburgh:

1.Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

2.Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

3.Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."

4.Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

5.Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

6.Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

7.Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

8.Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter." Forum Index -> Jokes
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