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The Obedient Wife

There was a man, who had  worked all his life, had saved all  of his money, & was a real  miser when it came to his  money.  

Just before he died, he said  to his wife,"When I die, I want  you to take all my money and  put it in the casket with me. I  want to take my money to the  afterlife with me."  

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with  her; she came over with the box  and put it in the casket. Then  the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.  So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not  foolish enough to put all that  money in there with your  husband.."

The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word.  I promised him that I was  going to put that money into  the casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put  that money in the casket with  him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into  my account, and wrote him a Cheque.... If he can cash it,  then he can spend it."
Dave B

I like the thinking, devious, but I like it!  

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