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The Painting

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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Hi Lexi, original below.   :lol:

Adam and Eve's Religion  




     Teacher: "Who were the first human beings?"
     
     Christian Student: "Adam and Eve."
     
     Teacher: "And what religion was this Adam and Eve?"
     
     Student: "Communist, of course."
     
     Teacher: "And how do you know that they were Communist?"
     
     Student: "Easy, they had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear, and only one apple between them, yet they still called it paradise!"

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