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12 Italian Priests
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests, until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up...
and all the other bells started to ring.
Dave B

There was this big ecumenical conference and at dinner one night a young RC priest found himself sitting next to a young Rabbi.

As the waiter holds out a tray with various cold meats on it the rabbi takes some sliced beef. The priest decides to have a little fun at the rabbi's expense.

"Tell be, rabbi, is it strictly so that you are not allowed to eat the meat of the pig in your religion?"

"Yes, yes, this is so," responds the rabbi.

"But, maybe when you were younger, in your rasher days, you were tempted to try such forbidden fruit?"

"Oi vay," says the rabbi, "I cannot tell a lie. When studying in America I fell foul of temptation and consumed a ham roll."

"Ah," says the priest, "such if the way of flesh."

The rabbi is not happy with this and turns to the priest. "I believe that you are not allowed carnal knowledge of a woman in your position?"

"True," says the priest.

"Perhaps, when you were but a student, were you not attracted to the female of the species in any way?"

The priest crossed himself and looked Heavenwards. "Yes," he replied, I cannot lie, I fell for the temptations of a serving girl, God forgive me."

"Hmm," replies the rabbi, "much nicer than ham isn't it?"

in your rasher days,

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