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LornaDoone40

This is my Grandmothers one rude joke*...

(*My Grandmother has never told a rude joke in her life: the closest she has ever got to swearing is to say 'bloody hell' one christmas after an extra sherry. My Mum thinks my Nan's new heart medication maybe... getting her a bit stoned. This is her first ever rude joke as she told it to my Mum the other night)....


2 large blue whales were swimming around aimlessly in the sea one day. The first whale says to the second whale:

"I'm bored. D'you want to do something?"

The second whale says:

"Sure. What have you got in mind?"

So the first whale says:

"Well, there's a ship over there - do you want to see which of us can capsize it first?"

And the second whale says:

"Cool!"

So they swim over to the ship, come up underneath it and blow a huge amount of air out of their blow holes in their head. The ship topples over, and all the men in the ship jump into the sea.

The first whale, seeing this, says:

"So do you want to eat them then?"

And the second whale says:

"No way! I've just given them a blow job, I don't want to swallow the seamen too!"
Lexilogio

:smt043
Shaker

I say! Steady on! :shock:
northernstar

I'll have to remember that!
Lexilogio

When I'm old and in a nursing home, I'm going to wear purple tents and tell this kind of joke at the dinner table.
LornaDoone40

Lexilogio wrote:
When I'm old and in a nursing home, I'm going to wear purple tents and tell this kind of joke at the dinner table.



Rob

:shock:

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