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trentvoyager

Top ten Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe

Just for those of you who may have missed them:

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."

6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
Leonard James

All very amusing, Trent ... thank you.
Shaker

Nice one trent!

I watched a show of Tim Vine's the other day and I have to say that, appalling and excruciating as so many of his puns are, his style - just a stream of one-liners and puerile gags one after the other - is one I really like.

He pulled a card out of a bag that read B N A G in big letters - "That's bang out of order," he said  

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