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Shaker

Welcome Unzuverlässiger Schlüpfer

:shock:
LornaDoone40

Welcome Unzu!  
Shaker

If you've no objections can we call you something like Jim?  Smilie_PDT
Shaft2101

It's a name of such immensity and obscurity, for a moment I thought it might be one of those porn spambots ...

Welcome to the forum (?) :)
The Littlest Homo

Welcome unreliable knickers
Guest

Unreliable panties I think he was looking for the verb- schlingen which means to wind.  :lol:
Or even Schlingern which means to roll.

Are you wearing any Unreliable panties? :lol:  
LornaDoone40

When the elastic goes in mine, I find it is best to simply step out of them, fold them up and put them discreetly in my handbag.













Guest

Never had it happen. My mother did when wearing black and red lacey bloomers which a teacher had bought her for a joke, thinking she would never wear them...

Needless to say when shopping in town one day she wore them and the elastic went... My brother-in-law and I, could not stop laughing, we were in fits as she struggled to keep them up holding on for grim death to her knickers through her skirt. We headed for the nearest toilets.

:lol:  :smt046  :smt044  :smt043
LornaDoone40

 

Same thing happened to my nan - which is where I learned its a lot less fuss to just let 'em drop and then fold 'em up.

(It's only happened once, when I was at school and had to wear these big ol' knickers my ma used to make me wear.... *shudder*. After that, I insisted on smaller pairs.  :lol: )
Farmer Geddon

Is this another of your Sock Puppets Lynne?

(Oh mother of fornication and unreliable panties!!!)  

:P
Lexilogio

Welcome!
Guest

Ju-on wrote:
Is this another of your Sock Puppets Lynne?

(Oh mother of fornication and unreliable panties!!!)  

:P



Living in hope I see.... :lol:  
BevIsHopeful

Re: Welcome Unzuverlässiger Schlüpfer

admin wrote:
:shock:



:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Ketty

LornaDoone39 wrote:
When the elastic goes in mine, I find it is best to simply step out of them, fold them up and put them discreetly in my handbag.





Eeek!  Awful deja vu of being in a BHS lift and then realising the cameras were on me!!! :shock:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
Tricky Dicky

admin wrote:
If you've no objections can we call you something like Jim?  Smilie_PDT


Just call me Dicky! (See my reply to Shaft below).
tears of time

Hello Dicky.
Tricky Dicky

Shaft2101 wrote:
It's a name of such immensity and obscurity, for a moment I thought it might be one of those porn spambots ...

Welcome to the forum (?) :)



Oh, Shaft! I didn't think that it would be beyond your intellectual capacities! You know me of old - as do quite a few of you.

Here's how it goes: Dicky - Dodgy - Unreliable - Unzuverlassiger (with umlaut)

Underpants - Knickers - Schlupfer (with umlaut).

Dicky Underpants!

Thanks for all the welcomes. Don't know if anyone penetrated the disguise (what's Dove called these days?) - I haven't much time to type now.

Back in the near future. I shall change my login to something less inscrutable, though, because those bloody umlauts are difficult to type in on an English keyboard....
Dove

Hi Dicky!!

Dove is "Doc" for the moment
Lexilogio

Hello Dicky!

Dove is Doc.

Good to have you with us!
BevIsHopeful

Hello Dicky!  I'm Bev.   :lol:
Shaft2101

Ah hullo Dicky!

I hadn't made the connection ... my German is very rusty indeed  :lol:

Welcome to the forums mate :)
LornaDoone40

Hey there Dicky!  
Tricky Dicky

LornaDoone39 wrote:
Hey there Dicky!  


Hey Lorna and all. Unzuverlässiger Schlüpfer is now Tricky Dicky.
Rob

There are 'ladies' here...........you need to control it.  :shock:

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