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Shaker

What do you call two crows on a branch?

Attempted murder.


Sorry
Farmer Geddon

Never trust an atom. They make everything up.
Farmer Geddon

The Barman says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."


































A tachyon walks into a bar..
Farmer Geddon

A Classics professor goes to his tailor to get his trousers mended.

The tailor askes: "Euripides?"

The Prof replies: "Yes, Eumenides?"
Lexilogio

Farmer Geddon wrote:
The Barman says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."


































A tachyon walks into a bar..


My eldest will love that one...
Farmer Geddon

A photon books into a hotel and the receptionist asks if it needs its luggage taken to the room, the photon replies "That's Ok, I'm travelling light."
Farmer Geddon

When I 1st heard that magnesium and oxygen had gotten together, I was like OMg.....

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