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bnabernard

Where's paradise

Well specifically the garden of Eden, lets face it there's no record of it going anywhere, and there has long been mans inclination to look for paradise under one guise or another,
So where's it gone, Omitting Morecambe beach and a donkey an ice cream  
Jim

Re: Where's paradise

Where's Paradise?
Murrayfield.
I thought that was obvious.
bnabernard

Well dunno do they walk on water there?  

bernard (hug)
Jim

Nope.
But the occasional miracle is performed.
Especially by the number eight.
bnabernard

Eight, pool, walking on water, nice one,    (that like a woobly blue jelly bean the emo that is)

bernard (hug)
Jim

Nope.
The home of Scottish Rugby.
Farmer Geddon

But where is the Biblical "Paradise"/Garden of Eden?

Is it in Iraq?
bnabernard

Scotland, rugby team, nah I don't believe in miricales.

bernard (hug)
Farmer Geddon

OK it's in Scotland....


Maybe I meant Iran?
bnabernard

Farmer Geddon wrote:
But where is the Biblical "Paradise"/Garden of Eden?

Is it in Iraq?




According to the book of Enoch, however thats a red herring to keep the demons on their toes, innit, so they send out these expeditions searching for it, and now they got satelites probing every nook and cranny, and just in case they can't find it they got spaceships looking for a hidy hole on mars.
Seems like Moses and Elijah know where it is.

Are we realy so keen to bring to life a dead planet when we can't keep a live planet going, whose idea is that then.

Anybody seen my God particle.

Bernard (hug)

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