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Worrying crime in the Midlands

Leicestershire police are warning people to be on the lookout for the attacker who has stabbed no fewer that eight people at random in the street with a knitting needle over the past nine weeks.

Police think that the attacks by the Knitting Needle Nutter, as he has been dubbed, are following some kind of pattern.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

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I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to sniffing brake fluid. Obviously I'm terribly worried but he reckons he can stop any time.

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