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An old Jewish lady is at home one day when the phone rings, so she eases herself up from her chair and answers it.

*insert appropriate accent here*

'Hello?' she says

The she is greeted by the sound of much heavy breathing and eventually a deep and gravelly voice says:

'I know what you want missus - you want me to come over there and rip off all your clothes and ravish you until you faint.'

The old lady is amazed.

'You could tell that just from hello?' Forum Index -> Jokes
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