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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:02 pm    Post subject: Boobquake  Reply with quote

http://www.google.com/hostednews/...PJiXU9k0tYQetNGUhTCNqAcgD9F66BTO0

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010...obquake_to_rock_country_on_m.html
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know. I'm planning to do it.

But I'm teaching tomorrow morning. With a male colleague.

Could be interesting  
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



This beats some of the spoof news items that have been posted recently!

An unfortunate side effects of one of my medications is to give male takers manboobs (I don't quite need a bra yet luckily.) I wonder if my exposing those will add or subtract from this effect?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I expose any cleavage, it will be purely accidental if I bend over wearing my low rise jeans.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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his beats some of the spoof news items that have been posted recently!


Yes, good old Muslims; they frequently defy parody they are so loopy.  This one is a favourite of mine too:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6681511.stm
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Boobquake Reply with quote

Pukon_the_Treen wrote:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/...PJiXU9k0tYQetNGUhTCNqAcgD9F66BTO0

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010...obquake_to_rock_country_on_m.html

I don't have the slightest doubt that the gullible will believe it. It's only marginally dafter than some of the claims made by Christian leaders.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like they boobed again.  
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ Ketty

Another good one Puke! Somehow I can see his "logic" in there - creating a non-sexual pseudo-familial bond between the woman and the man.

Many years ago a white "TV explorer" was adopted into a family of New Guinea stone technology level people by being breast fed by one of the women - this made him a "child" of the family.

But, to suggest this as a viable idea in a working environment? Just goes to show the gulf between Islamic and western thinking. Or is it a case of clerics out of touch with the real, sexual, world again?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.

Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.

The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.

The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?

The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".

The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.

Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy smoke  sister nice boobs!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ketty wrote:
If I expose any cleavage, it will be purely accidental if I bend over wearing my low rise jeans.


 


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