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Worrying crime in the Midlands

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:19 pm    Post subject: Worrying crime in the Midlands  Reply with quote

Leicestershire police are warning people to be on the lookout for the attacker who has stabbed no fewer that eight people at random in the street with a knitting needle over the past nine weeks.

Police think that the attacks by the Knitting Needle Nutter, as he has been dubbed, are following some kind of pattern.

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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to sniffing brake fluid. Obviously I'm terribly worried but he reckons he can stop any time.


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