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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:37 pm    Post subject: Global Terror Levels  Reply with quote

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

(I'm sorry for pandering to dreadful stereotypes of the French - but hey, stereotypes exist for a reason )


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